Dumb Criminal

A naked man being arrested by the police at
his home grabbed the wrong pair of shorts when it was time to go.

Tampa police report that officers responded to 18-year-old
Joshua Andrew Burnett's home early Friday morning after his
pregnant girlfriend called 911, accusing him of trying to smother
her with a pillow. When officers told Burnett he was under arrest,
the still naked man grabbed a pair of jean shorts from the floor.

A report says officers asked to search the shorts for weapons
and found $506 wrapped around Burnett's driver license, a plastic
bag of marijuana and a bag of crack cocaine.

Burnett was charged with felony aggravated battery on a pregnant
woman and several counts of drug possession. He was being held
without bail.


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